You Can’t Make This Stuff Up!

I sometimes here News Commentators say ‘You can’t make this stuff up’.
I was checking on a state law recently and ran across some state laws that fall under the categories of funny, weird, strange and downright dumb! I did not take the time to verify them and am merely posting them here for your amusement.

I am posting them according to categories.

In Philadelphia, you can’t put pretzels in bags based on an Act of 1760.
In New Jersey, cabbage can’t be sold on Sunday.
In Massachusetts, it is against the law to put tomatoes in clam chowder.
In Tennessee, a law exists which prohibits the sale of bologna (sandwich meat) on Sunday.
In West Virginia, one can’t cook sauerkraut or cabbage due to the odors and the offence is subject to imprisonment.

Alaska law says that you can’t look at a moose from an airplane.
In Corpus Christie, Texas, it is illegal to raise alligators in your home.
In Miami, it is forbidden to imitate an animal.
In the state of Colorado, a pet cat, if loose, must have a tail-light
In North Carolina, it is against the law for a rabbit to race down the street.
In Texas, it is still a “hanging offense” to steal cattle.
In Utah, birds have the right of way on any public highway.
In the State of Kansas, you’re not allowed to drive a buffalo through a street.
In Florida, it is against the law to put livestock on a school bus.
In Galveston, Texas, it is illegal to have a camel run loose in the street.
In North Carolina, it is against the law for dogs and cats to fight.
In Virginia, chickens cannot lay eggs before 8:00 a.m., and must be done before 4:00 p.m.
In New York, it is against the law for children to pick up or collect cigarette and cigar butts.
The law states that more than 3000 sheep cannot be herded down Hollywood Blvd. at any one time.

In Michigan, it is against the law for a lady to lift her skirt more than 6 inches while walking through a mud puddle.
In Rochester, Michigan, the law is that anyone bathing in public must have the bathing suit inspected by a police officer.

It is against the law in Connecticut for a man to write love letters to a girl whose mother or father has forbidden the relationship.
In Michigan, married couples must live together or be imprisoned.
In California, a law created in 1925 makes it illegal to wiggle while dancing.
In Utah, daylight must be visible between dancing couples.

Why were these laws needed?
In Texas, it’s against the law for anyone to have a pair of pliers in his or her possession.
It is against the law to mispronounce the name of the State of Arkansas in that State.
In Washington State, you can’t carry a concealed weapon that is over 6 feet in length.
In San Francisco, there is an ordinance, which bans the picking up and throwing of used confetti.
In Kentucky, it is illegal for a merchant to force a person into his place of business for the purpose of making a sale.
In Phoenix, Arizona, you can’t walk through a hotel lobby with spurs on.
In Georgia, it’s against the law to spread a false rumor.
In Missouri, a man must have a permit to shave.
In Illinois, the law is that a car must be driven with the steering wheel.
California law prohibits a woman from driving a car while dressed in a housecoat.
In Tennessee, it is against the law to drive a car while sleeping.
In New York, it is against the law for a blind person to drive an automobile.
In West Virginia, only babies can ride in a baby carriage.
In Georgia, it is against the law to slap a man on the back or front.
A barber is not to advertise prices in the State of Georgia.
In Oklahoma, no baseball team can hit the ball over the fence or out of a ballpark.
In Kentucky, it’s the law that a person must take a bath once a year.
In Providence, Rhode Island, it is against the law to jump off a bridge.
In Virginia, the Code of 1930 has a statute which prohibits corrupt practices or bribery by any person other than political candidates.
In Memphis, Tennessee, a woman is not to drive a car unless a man warns approaching motorists or pedestrians by walking in front of the car that is being driven. In Louisiana, a bill was introduced years ago in the State House of Representatives that fixed a ceiling on haircuts for bald men of 25 cents.

Hope some of these made you smile!




3 comments for “You Can’t Make This Stuff Up!

  1. Greg England
    June 30, 2011 at 10:16 am

    I anticipate the day when it will be illegal in CA to be politically conservative, heterosexual, or native born!! This state is absolutely nuts and getting worse every year.

  2. jel
    June 29, 2011 at 7:05 am

    what a laugh! ha 🙂

    thanks for stopping by ! hope is fine with y’all

    we are still kicking 😉

  3. Jackie Ringler
    June 25, 2011 at 1:03 am

    Fun! Bathing once a year, dancing and the last two I like the most.

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