Just a quick note…It’s been a very busy week; so busy that I haven’t been able to write for the past couple of days. If the Lord wills, I will be back on schedule beginning Monday.
Hope you all have a great weekend! I’m signing off with a joke for your enjoyment.
Red Corvette …
A Kansas senior citizen drove his brand new red Corvette convertible out of a Wichita dealership.
Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
‘Amazing,’ he thought as he flew around I-235 towards Kansas City, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a State Highway Patrol car behind him, blue and red lights flashing. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120.
Suddenly he thought, ‘What am I doing? I’m too old for this,’ and pulled over to await the Trooper’s arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch and said, ‘Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I’ve never heard before, I’ll let you go.’
The gentleman paused. Then said, ‘Years ago, my wife ran off with a Kansas State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back.’
‘Have a good day, Sir,’ replied the Trooper.